The last Sunday of every April is hereby deemed Returned Missionary Appreciation Day (RMAD for short). Why not? There’s a day for just about everyone else — Horticulturalist’s Day, really?
So this Sunday send a card or flowers, make a call, or do whatever Hallmark has trained you to do. Just make sure that the returned missionaries in your life feel appreciated.
Now the important part. We need your help to spread the word. Let’s be more annoying than a FarmVille addict, and send this beggarly announcement to everyone we know. It’s your holiday, make it happen.